When I told some friends at home that I was going to the Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC) taking place here in Mexico, they all came at me with similar responses:
“OMG who are you lmao”
“Riiiigghhhtttt. Ur gonna be on drugs too Dannyboy?”
“Gone for eight months and this happens? Lol”
“YOU’RE going to EDC? BAHAHAHAHA!”
You get the point? Electrohousetrance dubstep whatever music is not my forté. I don’t dislike it. As a matter of fact there are a couple of songs from the trippy genre that I do like, but for the most part, it’s not my thing. I’ve only been to two concerts in my life and both of them were by accident. When Sam notioned the idea of going to EDC for two days, I was actually excited for it. It’s something new. It’s something different. And will be the perfect way to cap off the end of this trip.
Hey guess what? This is the 200th post of Sellers Abroad! Man, has it come a long way (seriously take a look at my very first post. It’s crap). What started as just a little thing I did for my family and friends at home to keep track of me so I wouldn’t have to email and message everyone all the time, has morphed into a blog full of my personal stories all around the world that scores upon scores of countries read everyday! Even some countries I’ve never heard of. Blogging on the road takes a lot of discipline, but I love writing about everything so much it rarely feels like a chore. Sometimes. How am I celebrating this personal feat? By road tripping all the way from San Jose, Costa Rica to Detroit, Michigan! A total of close to 4,000 miles or a little more than 6000 kilometers. Why would you do this to yourself?Continue reading The Milestone Roadtrip: 4000 Miles To Home→
“I’ll go to your uncle’s party on one condition”, I began to tell Dani. “Don’t tell anyone that it’s my birthday. I don’t want to steal any of his thunder!”
I’ve always been modest when it comes to my birthday. I’m awkward with all the special attention. I let Dani and Maria know that it’s not a big deal and I’m just here to have a good time. However, Maria wasn’t having any of that. The morning before their uncle’s big birthday party, Maria and David came inside the house with a cake they bought for me.
“This family likes to celebrate everyones birthday!” she said.
I had a big grin on my face because I appreciated the extremely kind gesture. Also, I really, really love cake. All I could see was the swirly silky white frosting completely covering whatever deliciousness was inside. What was in there? Dani pulled out a candle and stuck it right in the center and lit it. The whole family came to the table and began to sing “Happy Birthday” but in Spanish.
Being sang to is always one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.How am I supposed to act? Where do I put my hands? Do I look at the cake or do I look at them? Whatever that case, I always look very awkward. Thankfully, I felt completely at home around this bounteous family so it wasn’t TOO awkward. The end is always the best because it means it’s time to cut the cake and reveal what flavor was inside. I learned that the Gutierrez’s had an unorthodox way of cutting the cake, specifically Vivi. She cut a circle out of the center, turning the cake into a ring shape. Then she cut the rest into smaller pieces.
“It’s a weird thing they do here with their cakes”, Mike chimed in. It made perfect sense though.
I can’t even tell you what the cake tasted like. The inside looked like layers of wafer crust with peanut butter spread between. It tasted nothing like peanut butter, but instead a mixture of nutella and I-don’t-know-what. Whatever it was, it was pretty damn good!
Never had anything like it.
When it comes to parties, the Gutierrez family are a smart bunch. They figured everyone would be drunk off their butts so opted to rent a personal shuttle to lift the entire crew there and back. That way we could all let loose without any worry! Plus, Dani’s uncle lived about an hour away and no one wanted to make that drive. We all packed in with a few Imperials for the road!
The drive wasn’t bad at all. We pulled up to the front of a reception-like area in front of a valley looking out to the towns and pueblos down below. I entered into a medley of tables filled with their family and friends all over the place. Dani and Maria introduced me to as many as they could.
“This is my friend Dan I met in South Africa”, they would tell everyone but in Spanish.
“Mucho gusto!” I would respond back. It got confusing after while when a few of them wondered why I didn’t have a South African accent. From then on, Dani just introduced me as her friend from the States. Less confusing that way. Then I met their uncle.
He paused, grabbed a microphone with me in his grasp and introduced me to the crowd as some guy named Patrick Pemberton. Who the heck is that? Maria later told me he’s a famous Costa Rican football player and that I resemble him. Let me look him up on google…
I don’t see it…
Dani warned me that her uncle was somewhat of a bully, but in a humorous way if that makes sense. He would make anyone new to the family, say a gringo who’s marrying in, say something to everyone in Spanish or he just might throw someone into the pool. I pleaded to them to be especially sure not to tell him that today was my birthday or else he might throw me in the pool too! I casually kept my distance just in case he wanted me to pretend I was Patrick Pemberton and make me give a speech or something.
The open bar was stocked with booze and beer galore. I started off the day with two tasty mojitos. I wanted to tip the sweaty bartender but the others practically ordered me not to. “You’ll be a real gringo if you do that!” they would say. So I listened. After the mojitos I switched over to Pilsens, the other beer of Costa Rica which tasted a little better in my opinion. All you had to do was go behind the bar, stick your hand in the giant tub of ice, and pull out a can. Happy Birthday freakin birthday to me and the Uncle!
Over the course of the day I met more of their family and friends and stuffed my belly with delicious food. I chowed down on M&M’s and peanuts that were sitting at my table, helped myself to crackers with an eggplant sauce and then to the main course later on. I was stuffed from dusk till dawn. I had seconds of course.
I joined a table of a bunch of people I just met, explaining to them that I’m not South African and asking them all sorts of questions about how everyone knows the next person. I’m still not sure the proper way to greet people here in Costa Rica, especially with women. I’m not used to the “air kiss” on the cheek thing. I asked Maria, “Do we actually kiss them on the cheek or do we just make the kissing noise next to their face?” She said just the kissing noise but actual contact is okay. Afterwards, she brought me another cacique shot. It’s a Costa shot thats made with salsa lizano, guaro (national liquor), tabasco, pepper, lemon and salt. It’s like a funked up bloody mary. The first cacique shot she gave me was the night prior when we met her and her husband for a drink.
It’s been a few hours and two mojitos and eight beers later, I was feeling it. They were playing latin music on the dance floor. I joined in on the floor and somehow ended up with wine, beer, and a mixed drink in my possession.
“Nooooo!!!” shouted Dani as she took the wine away, at least. “You’re going to thank me later.”
The night resulted in lots of dancing (I ONLY dance when I’m drunk), Butterfingers galore, and me dunking some random kids head in the pool who kept lobbing wet napkins at us. I don’t think the kids mother liked that her sons head and shirt was soaked but that little sucker was asking for it!
It was a great night!
We were wore out when the shuttle picked us up a little after 11pm. I passed out on the way back to the house but when I arrived, there was no more sleeping for me. I had to pack my bags because I had a bus scheduled to leave at 3am in the morning taking me out of Costa Rica. I kept kicking myself for booking a bus so early when I knew I’d be drinking quite a bit. Why did I do such a stupid thing?
I said my farewells to the Gutierrez family. All of them, every single one of them have been beyond incredible and displayed the best hospitality I could ever ask for, especially on relatively short notice. Thank you for everything. The entire time was great. My entire time in Costa Rica was great!
Poor Dani, who was visibly pooped, stayed up with me while we waited for a taxi to take me to the bus station. She said to me, “You will always have a home here in Costa Rica whenever you come back!”
I’ve learned my lesson. Last year around this time was the coldest I’ve ever been in my entire life yet! “There’s no way I’m staying in Michigan next winter” I would always think to myself. Thankfully, I held true to the idea and have been experiencing one of the hottest, funnest, craziest, and best winters of my life! I usually leave home in the summers but it just makes more sense to get the heck outta there during the stupid cold months. Snow? What snow?
Dani came and picked me up from the mall and we headed directly to her university, The University of Costa Rica. She had a dance class to attend to while I found the opportunity to blog. It’s a lot harder to blog when I’m in backpacker mode rather than when I’m in one place for a long time, like when I’m in volunteer mode. Anyways, after her class was complete, she took me around campus where I met her brother Julian and her mother. Julian is a young professor at the college as well as her mother. We went back to their home where Dani had my own room and towel prepped for me. Later on I met her other sister Vivian. Now, I’ve officially met all the Gutierrez siblings and all of them were completely receptive of my arrival!
Maria Jose, her husband David, and Dani all had the day off and wanted to show me some more of Costa Rica. They took me to a secluded beach in Punta Leona called Playa Blanca that’s relatively hard to get to, filled with palm trees, coconuts, parrots, and some of the warmest ocean water I’ve felt in a while. The breeze was always gentle and there weren’t too many people there. The sun was shiny and the temperature was decorous. David supplied the Imperial beers, one of the most popular local beers of Costa Rica. It was the life.
We found a contorted coconut tree, extending out to the ocean that was perfect for climbing.
After sometime, Maria treated everyone to Pops ice cream which is commonplace in Central America. I’ve never seen one back home. Ice cream is ALWAYS a good thing to have. Next, we drove to yet another beach in Hermosa. This one was different though. The waves were monstrous and the sand here was dark and hot, similar to Monterrico beach in Guatemala. We ate here and chilled the day out underneath a tent. The beach here was meant for surfers. Anyone else attempting to swim would risk getting caught in its current.
After a full day at two different beaches, we called it a night and ate dinner back at the house. All the meals I’ve had at the Gutierrez residence has been the best. Here, a typical Costa Rican breakfast consists mainly of gallo pinto, which is rice with beans mixed with something that turns the rice into a darker color. I don’t know. I never asked. All that mattered to me was that it was effin delicioso! Especially when you mix in some salsa lizano. If only I could explain what lizano is to you non Ticos. It’s better than everything. I’m bringing some back home, courtesy of Dani’s nicer than nice mom who bought me a bottle for the road. Muchas gracias Senorita Gutierrez
The next day, Dani took me to a town called Cartago and up to a volcano called Volcan Irazu.
It was a windy day and there wasn’t too much to see but thought it was the perfect opportunity to play around with photos while we were up there.
That same night we met up with Julian and Vivi’s fiancé Mike at a bar nearby where I tried my first Costa craft beer. Dani mentioned that there was a river about an hour or two away that not many people knew about that you could actually swim in. I was game for it and so we went along with two of Dani’s amigas. Dani’s tiny little dog Nano came with us also. She was right, the bed of the river was secluded and there was no one in sight. We went up the river climbing rocks, big boulders, and smaller passages as little Nano hopped and slid all over the place, when eventually we reached the deep, jade colored pool. It was vanilla and clear enough to see through. And cold, but refreshingly so.
Just like any natural pool, I could have played in that thing all day long. There was a giant slide and also cliffs to jump from. Plus, the pool was deep enough to dive at the bottom and explore what was below. We went down to another pool that was a little lower beyond the river and took a few pictures there too.
Back at the house, Dani and I would play a few intense rounds of tri-ominoes where she was able to best me each time. As we played I planned out my route back north towards Mexico. My plans changed where I wasn’t able to leave Costa Rica the next day but instead leave a couple of days later the following Sunday. I didn’t want to leave on Saturday because no one wants to spend to their birthday on a bus for more than 24 hours.
“Oh it’s your birthday?!” exclaimed an excited Dani.
“Yeah it’s on Saturday.”
“Perfect because it’s my uncles birthday Saturday too and we’re having a big party!”
San Jose has changed a lot since I was here eight years ago. The streets are a little cleaner and there are even more American companies taking over every corner. The cities and towns I’ve been to in Guatemala, El Salvador, and Nicaragua were similar and felt like they blended together but San Jose actually felt like I was in a different country for the first time in awhile. Luke and Deb agreed. Speaking of them, Costa Rica would be our last country together backpacking. I’ve been with Luke since our teaching gig in Guatemala and once we traveled down to León, Nicaragua, Deb joined us for the long haul. I told them about my friends who lived here around San Jose who I would be staying with. I told them about Monica. Do you remember her?
I met Monica in June of 2012 in Cape Town, South Africa. We were on the same flight from Amsterdam to Cape Town making her one of the first volunteers I met for that trip. Monica and I were pretty close and I told her one day I’d visit her. Well three years later, here I am! Monica and I have kept in contact over the years up to my arrival. I asked her to meet us at a restaurant called La Sospecha later that evening. The restaurant was Dani’s idea, another Costa Rican friend of mine. She and her sister Maria Jose would also meet us up there.
As for Dani and Maria, I also met them in South Africa but during my second visit there while I lived in Kayamandi. I didn’t see them as much as Monica but I remember them both being so cool and very down to earth. Tonight would be one sweet reunion!
Luke, Deb, and I took a taxi to the restaurant and waited while the others arrived. I was curious to see how much my Costa friends have changed over the years. When I wasn’t paying attention, I felt a hand on my shoulder and a familiar voice saying “Dan!”. It was Monica! My face let up a giant grin. She was there along with her boyfriend David. One of the first things I noticed what different about her was that her accent changed. Whatever Euro/Latina accent she had before was gone for the most part. Her English was always great but it was even better now than I remembered and now her accent is more of a streamlined, straightforward English with the slightest hint of Latin flare. She still looked exactly the same though! I introduced her to Luke and Deb.
Monica has been extremely busy since I last saw her. She’s an entrepreneur now and has been a hand at organizing local events with special accordance to San Jose and for the locals to “take back” their city. She even played a part in hosting a wildly popular TED event here. Sounds like a lot of her effort has paid off. Soon, Dani and Maria walked in to join our group. Even though Monica and the sisters have both stayed at my old house in South Africa, this is the first time they met each other.
After we left the restaurant I stayed at the Golden Frog Hostel one more time with Luke and Deb. The next morning I said my farewells to my two traveling companions and wished them luck on their flights out of the country. Luke was going to spend a couple of days in freezing cold New York while Deb was continuing her trip in Colombia. It was really great traveling with people who are very easy going.
Monica picked me up from the hostel and took us to Davids house where he prepared lunch for all of us.
“We’re on this healthy kick”, he apologized as he served my plate.
No apologies necessary. Especially when they went out of their way to make me lunch. The food was great!
Monica planned for the three of us to visit the beaches of a place called Manuel Antonio. It was a few hours drive to the west. I wasn’t sure if Monica remembered how sensitive I was with motion sickness so I warned her that after one Dramamine that I would probably be out cold for the majority of the car ride. Real anti-social. When we drove off, I fell asleep and when I woke up we had just arrived to Manuel Antonio. We met up with some of their friends and had a nice dinner before we searched for a place to stay for the evening. Since it was Valentine’s Day, most places were booked. After a few tries, we finally found a hotel that cost quite a bit but it was the place that had any vacancy, so we took it. Good news was that this hotel was within a short walking distance to one of the beaches.
We woke up the next morning and walked down to the beach. Monica was smart to bring a sheet from our room for us to lay on underneath one of the beach umbrellas.
The water was salty, the waves were oncoming, and there were para-sailors in the air. I love beaches when I get to play in the water! I had all the intentions of burying myself in the sand as well but the sand would have burned me alive. It was too hot! Graciously, Monica and David bought me a coconut to chill off with. I usually don’t like coconuts, especially the water inside, but this particular one was pretty alright! And it was cold! Props to the seller for refrigerating these bad boys.
I remembered in the nick of time to collect sand from the beach here. Really, my bag can’t possibly fit anything else into it. It’s already heavier than a muther, but I HAD to get some.
The drive back to San Jose was a long one because we hit the prime of traffic jams. Seems everyone wanted to get their beach fix in for Valentine’s Day. On the way, we pulled aside and walked over to a natural reserve where I counted 25 gargantuan wild crocodiles underneath the bridge we were on.
And also, we stopped at a market where I just had to sneak snap this woman to my friends back home. My eyes.
In San Jose, I said goodbye to David and then went over to Monica’s house where I would stay the night. Monica wanted to watch a horror movie even though she admitted she was a scaredy cat. While she was looking for a good one for us to watch, I found plenty of opportunities to scare the mess out of her multiple times. “Danny Devito!!” she would yell out at me. That was her new nickname for me. It switched from when she used to call me “Danilo” back in South Africa.
The next morning, Monica took me to a nearby park where we would separate and Dani would pick me up from. It was really great seeing Moni again and chatting over everything we experienced in South Africa three years ago. Keep doing what you’re doing because it sounds like you’re going places! And thanks for taking care of this guy over the weekend!
I walked over with my huge bags towards to where Dani told me to meet her. She left me lengthy instructions on which buses to take but I just couldn’t be bothered. I took a taxi to the mall where we would meet. Soon enough I saw Dani where we met to begin the rest of my awesome stay in awesome Costa Rica!